What The Remote Is For

​America's Tokyo Rose. Rupert Murdoch's Ezra Pound. Rationality’s Typhoid Mary. The Autocrat-panderer. The ratings gigolo. The Quisling-pundit trust fund heir. The Donald J. Apologist. The Orbán-groupie. The bloated propaganda tick embedded in the hide of FOX viewer$hip. The annexation boy cheerleader. The denier of Ukrainian sovereignty. The profiteer of death-coverage. The yawning appraiser of 300,000 refugees. Putin's willing receptacle. The epistemological nihilist. The morally barren ideologue. The compass-free prep school twat.
Duplicity personified, opportunism codified.
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The monstrously calculating traitor who is Tucker Carlson.