Going Nowhere Faster: the story of Stan Smith—world’s toughest video store clerk. Fade to Blue: a metaphysical romp through the Goth-mind of Sophie Blue, plus zombies. You Killed Wesley Payne: the neo-noir murder comedy you’ve been waiting your whole life to ask on a date.
The Greatest List Ever (or at least since my last list)
This week's column, An Obsessive's Guide to 30 Things Worth Obsessing About. If everyone I know reads it and sends it to everyone they know, Facebook just might explode. And then I'll be forced to start hectoring people on the street again. Also, stuff about cough syrup.
At The Mic
Here is the slightly awkward interview at the Literary Lions event that so very many people have been giving me a landslide of shit about (doesn't anyone sleep anymore?) At and rate, I figure you gotta own it. And own it hard. Besides, I never once claimed to be on-air talent. More like on ludes talent. Selah.
Men
The Thirteen Types of Men You Should Hate as Much or More Than The Men You Pretty Much Already Instinctively Hate. My new post over at Theweeklings.com
School Visit
Great visit at Mr. Rose's Shoreline High creative writing class. There were at least two Wesley Payne fans, and everyone really seemed to dig the trailer. Thanks, guys, it was a lot of fun! (Mr. Rose is a writer, check out his new book coming soon!) Also, let me know who wins the t-shirt!
Run That Blade
I'm at a party and have a few drinks then start loudly deconstructing the sexy parts of Blade Runner. My new essay at The Weeklings.com gives voice to this singular embarrassment.
