Just sent the final version of The Infects in less than twenty minutes ago. I feel like I've given birth, but without the drugs. It's going straight to copy editing. Three hundred and fifty pages of zombie mayhem is finally done! And coming your way! Be very afraid.

Right On. The Online Gargoyle picks You Killed Wesley Payne as one of the top 10 books of the year. Thanks, Gargoyle!

Hey, check out this very cool collage drawn by Wesley Payne fan Shannon Resser! Thanks for sending it in, Shannon!

Nothing to do tonight? Times Square sound like a stone drag? So does staying home alone and drinking Sterno? Well, friend, here's a party you're invited to! Bring a lox plate and a bottle of Royal Gate and come on in!

I received two (2) different copies of The Art of Fielding. Why not just send me a Xerox of the guy's royalty statement instead. But I also got a crystal skull full of vodka. Guess which of the three I'm going to open?