| STAN SMITH'S MOVIE REVIEWS |
| This is stuff people have either sent or just happens to me in my rotation. Reviews graded on a One-To-Ten Stan basis. |
| 10 Stans-Astonishingly good. Powerful. Beuatiful. 9 Stans- Pretty damn great. Innovative, daring, honest. Totally in command. 8 Stans- Has style, chops, verve, poise. There were a few significant glitches. 7 Stans- A variety of solid stuff that made me want to like it more than I really did. Needs some direction. Endearingly flawed. 6 Stans- I liked some of it okay. At least four or five good ideas. Still, a lot of it was tiresome. 5 Stans- As mediocre as a five-disc live Clapton set. 4 Stans- Needed a major infusion of balls of almost any variety. Pointedly off. 3 Stans- Watched the entire thing and genuinely wished I didn't. Frisbee'd it into traffic on the way to work. The next day it was still there and someone had put a Justy Timberlake cd on top of it. 2 Stans- Two speaks for itself. 1 Stan- Only one Stan! The Absolute Worst Movie Ever. Threw this into the ocean, and it washed immediately back. A sea turtle ate it and it gave him the burning shits for two months. |
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