Start counting the seconds until the big Wesley Payne release party! Click on the thumbnail for details. What do you mean, you don't live in Seattle? Well, move here genius. It's the best place in the continental US to be constantly damp and ramped to the gills on 300 proof coffee. Wear a noir outfit to the party and get tons of admiration and hugs. Not to mention the chance to win a book and shirt. You have no excuse. Seriously, you don't.