Fade To Blue T-Shirts now available! The hipness practically bleeds off these babies. Order one, cut off the sleeves, and you're halfway to your own record contract. But it's not just about bald consumerism. I only get a buck or so per shirt, so it cost me more to type this sentence than any profit I might make. It's really more of an arch plot to turn you, the cash-flush reader, into my unwitting billboard. Just like the Nike people do.

http://www.zazzle.com/goingnowhere

And hey, let me know if you're interested in the pile of slightly used Sham-wow's I got going up for auction soon.