Sean Beaudoin

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The Transporter 3 Dir. Olivier Megaton — 4.1

Sheer tripe, even for a movie that promises to be nothing but. How much of an appetite can be left for ludicrous stunts, 12-on-1 fight scenes, and mind-numbing car chases? A lot, I guess, 'cause they keep making this movie. Not much creative, even for an Action Napkin, which is what this is. It does get points for casting the arresting and exotic Natalia Rudakova as the love interest. She can't act her way out of a vodka bottle, but her unusual looks livened things up a great deal.

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