Sean Beaudoin

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Should Have Kicked Him Too

I love this. Anyone who runs onto the field in any sport, anywhere, deserves to be hammered by the closest player, ump, mascot, batboy, or cheerleader with all force available. Then, both teams should be encouraged clean their cleats with him.

Austrian Streaker Decked by Cricketer

Australia allrounder Andrew Symonds will likely escape any sanction for pummeling a nude streaker with a shoulder charge during a limited-overs international against India. The streaker was not so lucky. Not only was he flattened by Symonds on the pitch, he was fined $1,390 when he faced court Wednesday, the following morning, on charges of wilful exposure and interfering with a sports event.

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"If a moron wants to know nothing, and is only interested in making cheap jokes, are chunks of said moron vastly more likely to soon be residing in a zombie esophagus than someone who takes his survival seriously?"

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