Sean Beaudoin

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The Road To Damascus

I've been reading so much YA stuff lately I'm started to regress. I have a stack of about 50 books to get through and a much smaller stack of time and patience. I need about three straight weeks of doing nothing but reading on an island off the coast of Thailand. And I still haven't finished Steven Baldwin's conversion autobiography. It's mostly about how Steve-O finds God at the Playboy mansion. Seriously. That's worth the 14-hour flight for alone. I've read about half of it and Steve keeps saying stuff about how he is one of the biggest box office stars in the world, but in this fake self-depricating way, like, "...and I realized, how could I, as one of the biggest box office stars in the world, be having such and empty an unfulfilling life?"

Steve, baby. You were in Bio-Dome. Start with the Old Testament.
  
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