Sean Beaudoin

Enough excellent writing to fill a large tube sock

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Red Square

Oh, not much, just hanging out in Portland's famous Red Chair with Velma Dinkley and Sarah Palin. This is like a brochure for Moscow's fourteenth most popular sketch comedy troupe... "Ha ha, вы видите где отключенный the phone cord шнур she is actually plugged телефона фактически into my Speedo заткнут? Это is so funny смешно, нет?"

And, Twitter too… Also on Facebook

"The propane was gone. The first-aid kits were gone. Even the at-screen TVs were gone. What were they going to plug them into, a Lurker’s ass?"

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