Sean Beaudoin

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop dir. — 2.0

I am fully aware that you get what you ask for. I guess my gathered-around-the tree family just thought this would be funny enough to poke fun at while guzzling nog and barely paying attention. Not a lot to ask, you wouldn't think. Could it live up to those meager expectations? Nope. This witless excuse for a bad SNL skit is long and boring, with maybe one and a half laughs. The Segue stopped being funny two letters into spelling S-E-G-U-E. Kevin James somehow manages to be naturally visually amusing, but doesn't ever manage to find something to do with the currency he's been blessed with. This movie sucks hard.
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