Or at least I'm sure he would if he read it. Where is The Swaze lately, anyhow? I heard a rumor they were filming Roadhouse II: The Mother Of All Bar Brawls
on location in Thailand, but I am unable to confirm this via internet. He's been keeping an uncomfortably low profile and I find myself repeatedly watching City Of Hope
at 2 a.m. on cable in a desperate attempt to feed the big blank hole which only a couple hours of fresh Swayze acting chops can fill. You can only watch Point Break
in slow motion so many times before deveoping an acute case of Keanu poisoning. Patrick, if you're reading this, please come back to us.