Sean Beaudoin

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McCain Needs A Running Mate

Stan's Smith's Suggestions For Possible Running Mates For John McCain:

1. Nitt Romney, Mitt's unreliable brother.
2. Swayze
3. William Buckley's Brain, being kept alive in a jar of saline solution
Lou Diamond Phillips
5. Paul "Cornfed" Schneider
6. The Fierce dude that won Project Runway
7. An older and wiser Danny Quayle
8. A trio of Pashtun trio elders acting as one
9. Baffleck
10. Strom Thurmond's illigitimate daughter
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