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McCain Needs A Running Mate
Stan's Smith's Suggestions For Possible Running Mates For John McCain:
1. Nitt Romney, Mitt's unreliable brother.
2. Swayze
3. William Buckley's Brain, being kept alive in a jar of saline solution
4. Lou Diamond Phillips
5. Paul "Cornfed" Schneider
6. The Fierce dude that won Project Runway
7. An older and wiser Danny Quayle
8. A trio of Pashtun trio elders acting as one
9. Baffleck
10. Strom Thurmond's illigitimate daughter
1. Nitt Romney, Mitt's unreliable brother.
2. Swayze
3. William Buckley's Brain, being kept alive in a jar of saline solution
4. Lou Diamond Phillips
5. Paul "Cornfed" Schneider
6. The Fierce dude that won Project Runway
7. An older and wiser Danny Quayle
8. A trio of Pashtun trio elders acting as one
9. Baffleck
10. Strom Thurmond's illigitimate daughter