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Leaping Through Lit
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Dear Sean Beaudoin, I have a real problem. See, I'm lonely. And, not only that, I'm in love with a girl. Where's the problem? The girl doesn't exist. She's a character. In a book. This great new book I just bought four copies of called Flayed To Puce. The girl's name is Sophie Puce. She's this sorta punk goth chick with a little bob haircut that is everything I always wanted in a soul-mate. And then some. How can I get her off the page? How can I keep from buying more of these books and reading the chapters and paragraphs again and again? Wanting To Leap Through Lit Realms |
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Dear Wanting To Leap Through Lit Realms, Boy, do I know how you feel and I sure can sympathize. But, unfortunately, there's nothing you can do. She doesn't exist. The only solace lies in religion, booze, or buying more copies of your beloved book. I think you know what I'd recommend. |