Sean Beaudoin

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End Times

Arlen Specter is a Democrat! Grapes are poison! Homelessness is the new pimped crib! Dave Matthews is actually good! Babies love staples! Hyundai stock is priceless! Hannity waterboards self, holds out like a Navy Seal! Fois Gras is made from vulcanized cat! Dostoyevsky was transgender! Zac Ephron's real name is Sac Napalm! Fingernails are 40% imaginary! Dick Cheney is the source of Swine Flu!

When it's time to end, we are at the end of times.
And, Twitter too… Also on Facebook

“Does he drool?
I don’t think so.
Does he eat glue?
Not that I’ve seen.
Does he frequently sniff his fingertips?
Actually, now that you mention it…
Let’s test him.”

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