Sean Beaudoin

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End Times

Arlen Specter is a Democrat! Grapes are poison! Homelessness is the new pimped crib! Dave Matthews is actually good! Babies love staples! Hyundai stock is priceless! Hannity waterboards self, holds out like a Navy Seal! Fois Gras is made from vulcanized cat! Dostoyevsky was transgender! Zac Ephron's real name is Sac Napalm! Fingernails are 40% imaginary! Dick Cheney is the source of Swine Flu!

When it's time to end, we are at the end of times.
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"Survival is for the ruthless. Everyone else is a hippie poet."

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