Sean Beaudoin

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The Right Cashmere, The Wrong Time

 

Dear Sean Beaudoin

I am lonely. I am nice, but people are mean to me. Why are they mean? Am I wearing the wrong sweater? Please help. I can't take this much longer.

                                                                    A Fraid  In Lincoln, NE

 
Dear A Fraid

You are wearing the wrong sweater. And glasses. And brand of body spray-style cologne. Try a yellow cardigan and go with the Old Spice. For glasses, try something that screams "High End Architect." It's a guaranteed winner.
 
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