So, my 500 Word Memoir contest piece, The Bridesmaid is now up on the Opium Magazine website. Check it out. They estimate the total reading time at two minutes and fifty-two seconds.

And, again, I didn't win. "Finalist" really means "Thanks, we'll be using your work for free."

Well, maybe I deserve it, since it's not really a memoir. At least not mine. I made it all up.

If it seems a whole lot like your life, send me an email with a few details why, and I'll put your name in the story and tell everyone it's really about you.