Going Nowhere Faster

Once again proving there is some sort of spiritual balance in the world, a yin and a yang, sturm und drang, call it what you will. All things do eventually come to pass:

(and of course his name is "Vince Shlomi"....what other name could he possibly have?)

ShamWow Guy Busted for Allegedly Beating a Prostitute

(March 28) - Vince Shlomi, the man who sells you your ShamWows in the infomercial, was arrested last month for allegedly attacking a prostitute.
According to the police report, 44-year-old Schlomi and a 26-year-old female named Sasha Harris were at his Miami hotel when the fight occurred.
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The Shamwow pitchman reportedly hit Harris after she bit his tongue. Both parties sustained injuries.
Police took Scholmi and Harris in for felony aggravated battery, but prosecutors later declined to file formal charges.

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