So Tired Of Homepage News Blurbs!
2-27-09
Jen slams Angelina! Rosie lashes out at Madonna! Clinton pounds Obama! Biden knifes Sharpton! Mayer porks Anniston! Olbermann staves in O'Reilly! Axl cancers Slash! Simon disembowels Paula Abdul! Christopher Hitchens explodes like an overfilled fudge balloon! Montalban claws way out of grave and slags Octo-mom! World unravels like moron-knot into one long string of meaningless blather!